“Prove it!”
“I don’t know how you want me to prove it.”
“Can’t know me very well, then!”
“Prove it!”
“I don’t know how you want me to prove it.”
“Can’t know me very well, then!”
I need to go to sleep now, I think
“A likely story.” He seemed to be investigating the blond’s skin for any signs of fabrication, humming in his throat as he worked.
“Well— it’s true, so I would assume yes, it is a likely story.”
“Prove it!”
Rhodey has a habit of walking up behind Tony and calling him ‘Jailbait’ when he’s flirting.
Tends to kill the moment, y’know.
Tony narrowed his eyes slightly, then pulled Steve’s elbow up and started to prod at it. “that just makes me suspicious…”
“We know each other— I know you when you’re older, I mean.”
“A likely story.” He seemed to be investigating the blond’s skin for any signs of fabrication, humming in his throat as he worked.
Oh please
You’re my wife
You’re required to tell me this.
…
Touché.Like I said. Off my game.
… And you have got to be shittin’ me right now.
Mhmm, if you say so.
And no, I’m not shitting you.
…
Why are you so old?Why are you so young?
I’m seventeen.
I’m allowed to be.
It’d be funny.
and awesome
I think you mean UTTERLY TERRIFYING
…
Touché.Like I said. Off my game.
… And you have got to be shittin’ me right now.
Mhmm, if you say so.
And no, I’m not shitting you.
…
Why are you so old?
